Here at our online shop you will find weird and wondrous items for sale and hire, many of them made by our own fair hands. We have an eclectic variety of products available in numerous styles from book covers to jewellery, sideshow to steampunk, and in the unlikely event you don't find something quite up your street, contact us and our resident consultants will help diagnose a custom order to combat this crippling affliction ;) In fact, you can even take a sneaky peek at some of our previous and bespoke products. So have a wander at your leisure through our cyberspace corridors and take a look through this outlet of our slightly warped minds and designs, the products of which you will find throughout these pages.
I must advise against staying too long after dark, as the patients are at their most creative.
Enjoy your stay!